This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.
”What the fuck?”
She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.
baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.
confused sharp bunnies
i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas. alligators are literally stoners. like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.
I’ve walked 5 feet past a sunning alligator, in it’s line of sight and it’s just laid there. Everyone pretty much ignores them. You have to actively like walk up and insert a body part into it’s mouth to get one to attack you, and if one comes after you if you run away they usually get bored and lay back down after like thirty seconds because they’re lazy as fuck.